Nano Coffee Energy Tablets Announces Winner of the `Dead Tired and Hot Wired` 2007 Awards For the Presidential Candidates!

Released on: November 16, 2007, 8:06 am

Press Release Author: Nano CoffeeT Energy Boosting Tablets

Industry: Apparel & Fashion

Press Release Summary: New York, NY (November 16, 2007) Jan Stuart, founder of Nano
CoffeeT Energy Boosting Tablets, an American Healthy Energy Supplement Company, has
announced the winner of the first annual 2007 Dead Tired & Hot Wired Awards.
Hot Wired winners who demonstrate an energetic quality will be given the
Golden Wire in recognition for their enthusiasm. Dead Tired winners will
be given a supply of Nano Coffee Energy Tablets to keep them awake and
alert during the long campaign ahead.


Press Release Body: Nano Coffee Energy Tablets Announces Winner of the "Dead Tired
and Hot Wired" 2007 Awards For the Presidential Candidates!
New York, NY (November 16, 2007) Jan Stuart, founder of Nano CoffeeT Energy
Boosting Tablets, an American Healthy Energy Supplement Company, has announced the
winner of the first annual 2007 Dead Tired & Hot Wired Awards.
Hot Wired winners who demonstrate an energetic quality will be given the
Golden Wire in recognition for their enthusiasm. Dead Tired winners will
be given a supply of Nano Coffee Energy Tablets to keep them awake and
alert during the long campaign ahead.
The Dead Tired Republican winner is Fred Thompson! Thompson's droopy eyes, saggy
jowls and zombie-like responses in the Republican debate have made even the most
diehard GOP supporter yawn and crave the pillow. Lincoln's corpse has more life
than this guy.
On the Dead Tired Democrat winner is Joe Biden! Biden's Lurch-esque responses
during the Democratic debate are so robotic and predictable that if he wins,
animatronics experts may not be able to build a robot that stiff and lifeless for
the Hall of Presidents.
The Hot Wired Democratic winner is Mike Gravel! Harnessing the power of his own
craziness, the former senator is a one-man campaign staff which, sadly, happens to
match the same number of his supporters.
The Hot Wired Republican winner is Dr. Ron Paul! Paul's explosive campaign raised
over three million dollars overnight and campaign staffers had to restrain him from
attempting to leap tall buildings, change the course of mighty rivers and bend steel
in his bare hands.
Also, a special "Lifetime Dead Tired Unachievement Award" to Vice President Dick
Cheney, who actually fell asleep in the middle of a White House Briefing. Guess
that's better than shooting somebody in the face.
To get FREE samples of Nano Coffee Energy Boosting Tablets to help you
get through the holiday season and find out more information visit their
website at www.nano-coffee.com. Nano Coffee is a healthy energy
nutritional supplement, each tablet contains as much caffeine (200mg) as
two cups of coffee, PLUS other power boosting , healthy energizing
nutrients (Guarana, Caffeine, Rich Colombian Roasted Coffee Bean,
Taurine, B6, B12, Vitamin C, and Green Tea). Instant, long lasting
energy, with Zero calories and No crash after!
Nano Coffee Energy Tablets are produced by Stuart Consumer Product Labs
and is sold nationwide at GNC, Health Food, and Convenience Stores.

Media Contact:

Wayne Martin
212-639-1200
WayneMartin2@gmail.com






Web Site: www.nano-coffee.com

Contact Details: Stuart Consumer Product Labs
292 5th Avenue
4th floor
NYC,NY 10001
Tel 2126391200
Fax 2126391472
Jan@nano-coffee.com

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